Yes, Sir. No, Sir.

All I see

Is the same balding men

The same crooked grins

The same graying beards

The same evil sins.

Telling the woman

They couldn’t sell themselves to buy

That her nose is aloof

Or her legs should be slender

Her face is pleasant

But her voice isn’t tender.

It’s the same white-haired men

With the same hoarse voice

With the same ego lessons

On how the man has the choice.

It’s the same fifty-year-old man

Acting as though he’s fifteen

Teaching fifteen-year-old boys

That the women are keen

They come running, so don’t be afraid.

But then, how come you sleep night after night

Without your own

willing maid?